sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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