how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
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