Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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