Don't you send me to vm
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I feel like death gave me a hand job
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
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