Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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