you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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