can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
My vagina is officially offended.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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