Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Your topless pictures make me question reality
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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