.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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