chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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