it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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