whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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