with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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