Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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