SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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