Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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