I'd wear matching sweaters with you
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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