STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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