So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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