Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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