I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
