sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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