She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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