i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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