I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
