that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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