operation harelip BJ is a go
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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