Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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