i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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