wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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