Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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