we have officially lost it.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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