in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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