This girl is more easily done than said...
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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