The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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