let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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