I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Randomize
