porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
cat food counts as protein by the way
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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