And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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