Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
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