i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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