and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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