is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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