remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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