Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
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