I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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