There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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