Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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