We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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