So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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