The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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