his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Randomize
