i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
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