i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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