Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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