wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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