so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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