You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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